Posted on January 04 2016 at 18:34 pm
We are not quite knee deep in 2016 yet, we are currently dipping a toe or two into its waters eager to find out what it will bring. With a new year comes resolutions and just like the decades that have gone before some form of dieting sits at the top of the majority of our lists. I’m giving up chocolate, I’m giving up fast food, I’m giving up alcohol (yeah right), the list is endless.
When the clock strikes 12 we all say that this is going to be our year, this is going to be the year that I get off that sofa and whip myself into shape. But have you ever tried dieting? It’s up there with one of the hardest things in the world. I’ve climbed Kilimanjaro but that was a doddle compared to my attempt at abstaining from bourbon biscuits back in 2012. It was a seriously tough time.
Let’s face it; dieting sucks. But at least we can take comfort in the knowledge that it is something that we all struggle with just like these guys:
Yep, dieting is shit. All this talk of healthy eating is making me crave a few (dozen) pigs in blankets. After I consumed my body weight in them over the holidays you’d expect that my body would start to reject them, but evidently not.
Oh screw them gym, I’m getting cheese fries. Fuck the haters.